When you have a moment, and need a chuckle, please venture on over to Voyages of the Artemis. Diana Gabaldon has given us a real treat today…
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A Half Hour a Day 
Okay..as you try to pare down on internet time…you cruely drop this that must be bookmarked. I know you have mentioned to me that our favorite author has a blog…and as I am still reading her series….nay, savoring the last two books. I didn’t want to become embroiled in her blog.
Blast and tarnation! With one post you have not only increase my daily internet reading schedule…you have also ensured I will have LESS time to read outside of work and the net.
Now excuse me, whilst I go hover.
*tee*hee* Sorry! But addicts love company…
And come on! Who can resist Gabaldon’s take on butt-cooties?! That’s just good stuff right there! I couldn’t keep it all to myself…what kind of friend would I be? 🙂
I, myself, am just about to re-read Jamie sending Claire back…heart wrenching, that. But I haven’t had a good cry in awhile…cleanses the soul. 😉
Ha! Butt-cooties! When I first read your link I thought it said “butt-COOKIES” and wondered what in the world I would be in for when I clicked! 😀
Oooh, you are evil, getting me hooked on a blog like that. Butt-cooties! Hilarious! Like Karma, I too initially thought it said butt-cookies and braced myself. 🙂
See, we’ve all had Cookie on the brain!! It’s from watching that dang commercial too many times! lol
That was fabulous. Personally, I know I am horrible squatter and I will sprinkle when I tinkle if I attempt this maneuver. So, my buttocks touch the seat. I haven’t died or had my butt shrivel up on me or anything yet.
And another thing! What is with using your foot to hit the flusher? Aren’t these people planning to thoroughly wash their hands after they exit the stall? If so, what does foot flushing do for you? I can’t tell you how many people I have seen (from the safety of the adjacent stall) do this at work! Weird.
Confession time….I’m a foot flusher! Sorry! LOL (And I’m weird in many other ways…we’re only beginning to scratch the surface!)
It’s just one of those things…I figure, restroom toilet paper being as thin as it is, there’s sure to be “seepage” onto those same hands that touch the flusher…And although I do wash my hands thoroughly after, I’d rather not have to imagine someone elses poopy germs living on my fingertips between the stall and the sink.
Now we really run into trouble when I find poop on the baby changing table…let’s talk about THAT for a bit! Or “ladies” who don’t wrap their sanitary pads before dropping them into the canister…or worse, “ladies” who leave them hanging halfway OUT of the canister! EW!