Sharing

So, in my pre-stay-at-home-Mommy days, I was a teacher.  I taught Special Education for seven years, and then spent the last five years of my time teaching English Language Arts.  I found so many great resources on the web, and the resources that I couldn’t find, I’d create myself.  At one point in time, I dreamt of attempting a “side job” of writing children’s literature…simple, silly stuff…fun stuff.  Nothing too deep or complex.  But if I’m being honest with myself, I don’t have the tenacity it takes to kick-start that type of career.  And besides, my creative mind is extremely fickle.  I can go for months with no ideas, and then all of a sudden, something pops in my head and I have to go write it down. 

In this way, “Beulah the Barking Cow” was created.  I wrote it one afternoon when, while baking a cheesecake, the idea popped into my head.  As soon as I threw the cheesecake in the oven, I sat down to write and Beulah was born.  I did a couple of slight revisions, but it pretty much wrote itself.  As I re-read it now, there are things I would change…the rhythm is a tad off in spots…and it could use a bit more development.  But I doubt I will revisit it again for some time.

So, rather than have it sit in a drawer, I’ve decided to share it with you.  Hopefully some teacher out there somewhere will come across it and be able to use it….my way of giving just a little bit back to the “internets.”  All I ask is that you keep my name attached to it if you do.  If I ever see Beulah sitting on a Barnes and Noble shelf with someone else’s name on the cover, I shall be very put out.  😉 

Below is the first stanza…Click the title to follow the link over to The Junction to read the rest of the story if you are so inclined.

“Beulah the Barking Cow”  by K. Duba

One fine day in the summer sun

Beulah’s fun had just begun.

She hopped to the field, out for a lark.

She went to moo, but out came a bark!

Between the Cracks

Once upon a time, a long time ago, I dreamed of buying this property and turning it into a private school…I would call it “Between the Cracks” and it would serve all those kids who didn’t qualify for special education services according to State guidelines, yet needed those specialized services nonetheless.  I would take some of the best educators I knew with me, and we would run an innovative, ambitious program, built on the backbone of good practice,  love, and effective discipline.  I even pictured a yellow flower bursting through a crack in the pavement in my mind which would be painted over the entryway.  Everytime I pass this building it calls to me, and yet it continues to fall deeper and deeper into disrepair as my life kind of bypasses that dream.  I really wish someone would save it.

Snowflake Ornaments…

Daily asked, so here they are!  The instructions…

You’ll need little styrofoam balls (1 and 1/2 inch):

Craft glue and glitter:

Corsage pins, and short pins:

Several varieties of beads of your choosing and—

A razor blade:

1) Cut balls into flat rounds using the blade, cover them with glue and a crapload of glitter, let dry.

2)  Load corsage pin with beads in a pretty pattern…leave about 1/2 inch at the end.

3) Stick pin into some glue, and into the side of styrofoam round.

4)  Continue, using a total of 6 corsage pins.

5) Continue the above process with six short pins and beads, inserting short pins in between the corsage pins.

6) Admire and photograph your handiwork…

Oh, yeah, and don’t forget to attach some sort of hanger from one of the pins…clear jewelry-making line, or a ribbon should do.

So easy!  Have fun!

Craving Central…

Okay, so difficult times mean stress…and stress makes people want to eat…

I just thought of a FABULOUS idea!!!  I’m sitting here craving something warm and delicious…apple pie a’la mode, or a warm brownie sundae….or a piece of cheesecake…or warm chocolate cake with chocolate frosting.  Wouldn’t it be cool if there was a business that delivered desserts?!  I would call it “Craving Central” and it would be in this cute little shop on Main Street…we would deliver scrumptious homemade desserts from 5-10 at night.  Now wouldn’t that be a luscious business?!  How much fun would that be?!  I would get a cute little pink car and I would have a little cupcake light on the roof…scrolly writing on the door.

Now if someone’s going to steal my idea, be sure to open up in a location near me.  😉