America’s Got Talent

Airing Grievances

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So, the Top Ten were revealed on America’s Got Talent.  Here’s the list and their “talent”:

The Wright Kids: kid group singers
Neil E. Boyd: singer
Queen Emily: singer
Paul Salos: singer/Sinatra impersonator
Jessica Price: singer
Kaitlyn Maher: cute  er, I mean, singer
Donald Braswell: singer
Nuttin But Stringz: psycho (in a good way) violin duo

Eli Mattson: singer
Joseph Hall: singer/Elvis impersonator

Raise your hand if you see a pattern…

Now, Queen Emily has a very good voice, as does Neil Boyd, opera guy.  I suppose the Sinatra guy is okay (he’s very adorable) but since I never cared for Sinatra, his appeal is a little lost on me.  Eli is somewhat entertaining, but…….

I truly don’t think any of them would make it through the auditions for American Idol.  (Wait…maybe Queen Emily.  She reminds me a bit of Latisha and Mandissa.)  And since we all know how difficult it is for even the most talented singers to carve out a successful career after the wildly popular American Idol, I’m not sure how the producers figure any of these pseudo-caliber singers will be able to sustain a successful show in Vegas.  They’re competing with the likes of Celine Dion and Bette Midler, not to mention Elton John.  Even Elvis impersonators are a dime a dozen in Vegas.  Ah, well, perhaps their “Vegas Prize” will amount to singing in a back street bar lounge three nights a week?  Unless of course, Kaitlyn Maher wins.  No bars for her since she’s only four.  (I might add that it would not shock me if she did win…I’ve had more hits on my Kaitlyn Maher tag than on any other.)  I’m not trying to minimize the heart these people have, and Lord knows I give them credit for chasing their dreams, but…I find the final ten results puzzling.

Now, to the real question…America appears to value singing talent above all others, even if it’s mediocre singing.  Why? 

Anyone?  Anyone? 

Bueller?

America’s Got Talent

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So, we’re watching America’s Got Talent on DVR last night, and little Kaitlyn Maher comes up.  I say to Zan, “I think this little one has gotten this far on pure cuteness.”  Then she goes and sings this song and brings tears to my eyes.  Check it out…if you want to skip all the backstory stuff and get right to the performance, skip ahead to 1:45 or so on the video.

And you MUST MUST MUST watch these guys!!  Un-freakin-believable! 

What do you know? America DOES have talent!

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Some highlights from last night’s premiere…

Neil Boyd sings opera…

Kaitlyn Maher aged 4.

Baton Boy…David Hasselhoff tells him he can tell all the kids who used to make fun of him to “shove it!”

Nuttin’ But Stringz…very cool.

Jonathan Arons puts Napoleon Dynamite to shame.

And of course, since it’s America’s Got Talent, we need one performance from Bizarro World.  This guy looks more like Britney than Britney does.

So, it looks like I’ll be watching after all.

America’s Got Talent? Maybe. Canadians Got Balls? Definitely.

kanniduba1 Comment

Well, I just discovered that the spectacle starts tonight.  I don’t know…I can’t decide if I like “America’s Got Talent” or not.  I definitely don’t love it, but I guess I find it mildly amusing.  Let me know if you watch…I might be more inclined to watch if there’s someone out there to make fun of it with.  😉

And you’ll all be surprised to know, I LOVE this show!!!!!  I just found out that Season 2 started June 8th!  You have to check it out.  I discovered it last summer when I was up nightly with Baby Boy…These guys are either very brave, or very insane.